The shoe burglar

We have a shoe problem in our house. You see they keep turning up in the strangest places. For instance, I open my dresser drawer to find a shoe sitting on top of the pile or I'm sifting through the items under the sink in the bathroom and find a sandal in there. The best was when I emptied the hamper into the washing machine and my husbands Teva went in with it.

I have a description of the culprit:
male
blond hair
brown eyes
small stature
goes by the name of Aiden
alias: chunky monkey, bud bud, monka chunk, munk

If you see a little person matching this description, by all means, hide your shoes.