To sit or to shit

Have you ever read the book Hop on Pop by Dr. Seuss? There is this one part that goes like this:

PAT
PAT
They call him Pat.

PAT
SAT
Pat sat on hat.

PAT
CAT
Pat sat on cat.

PAT
BAT
Pat sat on bat.

NO
PAT
NO
Don't sit on that! (he is about to sit on a huge cactus)

I was talking to DH last night after reading this to Aiden for one of his bedtime stories. I said to him, you know that Pat has a real sitting problem. He just goes around putting his butt on everything and he seems to be getting off on it or something. Then I told him that it could be worse. It could be a shitting problem.

Just imagine:

PAT
PAT
They call him Pat.

PAT
SHAT
Pat shat on hat.

PAT
CAT
Pat shat on cat.

PAT
BAT
Pat shat on bat.

NO
PAT
NO
Don't shit on that!